“Official Bernie Sanders Pepsi Points”

I can’t wait ‘til Bernie Sanders is president, I’m gonna get rich! I figure I’ll be able to afford a Lexus about four months into his term, maybe five. But if not, I’m gonna get my money back. I’m gonna keep my receipt. Yup, that’s right, they’re gonna give me a receipt when I vote, and it costs $2.99 to vote now, a nominal fee at large when you consider the splendor of opportunity unfolding before you, when you can TRULY get that money and say that you’re better than that dude next door.