Monthly Archives: September 2023

“Coco Gauff Commandeers My Music Collection”

I have reason to believe that Gauff has hijacked my iPod shuffle In the last 48 hours Because she’s laid her head to rest — She’s snoozing off to the left On a sun-lit, screened-in porch, Laughing at her Charlie Horses And puerile taste in liquor And swimming in the muck Of America, of Gawkers […]