Hey, just so everybody knows, the trial for this shooter is set for 2 pm today. Even if you can’t be there, though, don’t fret, because full coverage will be available on Skype and espn3. You can even delve into the actual spatial reality of the now immortal Dylann Roof in full 3-d! Get a glimpse of that top-notch trigger finger up close, feel its grooves, lose yourself and wallow in its catlike killer instinct. The time to act is now, you won’t get this celebrity experience again anytime soon, until the next time people are “shocked” by how racist and cold-blooded the South is, they’re not all actually unassuming charmers born on the bayou ready to lend a hand, hmm-doggie, who woulda thought it. In other news, everybody’s “free,” but nobody cares.