You know how South Bend, Indiana is — something propelled me to go out at like three in the afternoon on a day off and get hammered.
Anyway, I was riding my bike back home a couple hours later and had to drain the main vein. There was this giant pine tree I thought I’d go in. I’d heard some kids playing about 50 feet past it so I figured it was safe. Just when get out and start emitting urine, I hear this young girl’s barely-audible breath and I see her legs and feet standing stone still, though I never caught her face. She stood there the entire time I was doing my business, just looking, then I zipped up and got back on my bike and neither of us had a complaint about the situation, as far as I can remember.
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